Flirting for Beginners…
I have never considered myself to be any good at flirting. Even when I thought I was doing it right a guy thought I was having an epileptic fit. Hmmm… not the response I was after and there was no...
View ArticleMost People are Full of Shit!
Our society is so full of shit… you have become so used to it I don’t think you can even smell shit when it hits you in the face! There are so many people who believe in their own shit too – it...
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When witty things to say are the only things worth saying…
I always have witty things to say, and there have been times where I say sarcastic witty things. My grandmother, may she rest in peace, once said and I quote, “Samantha, sarcasm is the lowest form of...
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Customer Service Is..?
Customer service is one of two things… a really good experience or a complete nightmare that requires years of therapy. And if you are really lucky, customer service is bi-polar… that’s when you get...
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Warning Danger Sign Prevents Office Workers from Breathing
Tired of listening to the sighs and general sounds of life, Zslack Barstid decided to threaten his employees if they attempted to breathe by putting up Warning Danger signs throughout the entire...
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New Report: There’s No Hope For You
Expert Jenny Abbey says you're fucking hopeless According to a new report released today, experts who have spent the past 2 years just observing you, say there’s no hope for you. The 200 page document...
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I Don’t Miss TV At All… and other thoughts I shouldn’t listen to.
I can only imagine what’s happening on this TV I don’t miss TV at all. The television does not define who I am… I don’t need TV to exist. Those who know me might be thinking, “What? I didn’t know...
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I Hope To Find Inspiration Soon
Inspiration will come.. I just know it While typing the words that you are reading right now, I hope an idea will come from nowhere to make this blog post something worthwhile to read. The problem...
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Welcome This Message To You
If being in this sun is the loveliest, then we must begin. If you wish to now be going to the place, then you flow through the downtown river. Bow down to the greatness. Believe the pillow rest that’s...
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My dream from last night…
The ghosts looked something like this… I had the weirdest dream that bordered on a nightmare last night, except it involved one important thing. This will reveal itself at the end… I’ll start from...
View ArticleThe Art of Charades.
I hate giving bad news to anyone… even to people I don’t like. But since discovering the art of charades I have made delivering bad news a joy…. one that the whole family can get involved in. Now, the...
View ArticleThe Hundred Metre Dash…
I wake up every morning with what seems like a sprained ankle. I must have decided to take on Cathy Freeman during my sleep… it’s the only plausible reason I can think of for my sore foot. I really...
View ArticleMISSING
Has anyone seen my knives? They seem to have disappeared. I have searched my entire house. I have been watching the news to see if anyone is holding them for ransom… you know the reports where your...
View ArticleGo crazy… don’t mind if I do!
I think the best conversations I have are with myself. I get so much sorted out. Like deciding whether to go completely naked or to wear just two tassels hanging from my nipples as I run around the...
View ArticleThe Art of Charades.
I hate giving bad news to anyone… even to people I don’t like. But since discovering the art of charades I have made delivering bad news a joy…. one that the whole family can get involved in. Now, the...
View ArticleThe Hundred Metre Dash…
I wake up every morning with what seems like a sprained ankle. I must have decided to take on Cathy Freeman during my sleep… it’s the only plausible reason I can think of for my sore foot. I really...
View ArticleMISSING
Has anyone seen my knives? They seem to have disappeared. I have searched my entire house. I have been watching the news to see if anyone is holding them for ransom… you know the reports where your...
View ArticleGo crazy… don’t mind if I do!
I think the best conversations I have are with myself. I get so much sorted out. Like deciding whether to go completely naked or to wear just two tassels hanging from my nipples as I run around the...
View ArticleMost People are Full of Shit!
Our society is so full of shit… you have become so used to it I don’t think you can even smell shit when it hits you in the face! There are so many people who believe in their own shit too – it...
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When witty things to say are the only things worth saying…
I always have witty things to say, and there have been times where I say sarcastic witty things. My grandmother, may she rest in peace, once said and I quote, “Samantha, sarcasm is the lowest form of...
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